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CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL

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STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN

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STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN’S SIDE

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STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.