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ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE!

Posted on 23 December 2008

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ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.

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LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN

Posted on 17 December 2008

Tags: al franken, alfranken, frank lizard people, lizard people, lizard people franken, lizard people minnesota, lizard people vs minnesota board of education, lizardmen, mineral rights, minnesota, minnesota senate race, norm coleman, reptilian humanoid, reptoid, st. paul, tons of crickets

ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.

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