Posted on 31 January 2011
Tags: apple, Asus, beijing, BJ and the Bear, bubbles, bubbles the chimp, Carson City, chimpanzee, china, Dell, Gateway, Ipad, missouri, nevada, people for the ethical treatment of animals, peta, springfield, tech support, technical support, united states, US, USA, Windows
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
Posted on 22 December 2009
Tags: Caitlen Watkins, Ice Pick Attack, ice pick fight, missouri, parking spot attack, parking spot fight, springfield, Watkins
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Some shoppers were not in the holiday spirit, when a man was stabbed with an ice pick over a parking space!
Posted on 02 December 2008
Tags: abraham lincoln, al gore, democrats, donna brazile, end slavery, george ryan, governor of illinois, greatest president, illinois, jesse ventura jr., lincoln, obama lincoln, obama senate, republicans, restore union, springfield, tammy duckworth
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.