TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED 'ADULT GYM'

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Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics.  Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.

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BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

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