BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.

WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.

WASHINGTON, DC – Democrats finally presented the health care reform bill yesterday and then celebrated into the early hours this morning.

WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.