SUN VALLEY, ID – An unmanned spaceship funded by Internet billionaire Jeff Bezos crashed during a test flight.

NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!

MOSCOW – Russia launched a man spacedcraft that is scheduled to land on the sun.

CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.

NEW YORK — A UFO, with three aliens on it, was spotted over New York’s West Side today!

According to a former Air Force engineer, the latest warplane isn’t entirely of this earth

Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!