NEW HAMSPHIRE – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michelle Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.

CONWAY, SC – A man caught “being intimate” with a horse has been sentenced to three years in prison!

BISHOPVILLE, SC – A newly ordained minister believes the image of Jesus is in her curtains!

SALUDA, TX – A man had his burial wishes fulfilled, after being buried in his beloved 1973 Catalina with all of his guns!

COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.

SALEM, SC – Video has been released of divers exploring the remains of a hotel deep beneath the man-made Lake Jocassee.