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DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
FLESH-EATING BANANAS
MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE — Flesh-eating bananas have claimed the lives of over seven hundred citizens!
ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?
SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.
THE STEYTLERVILLE MONSTER
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa – A monster plaguing the town of Steytlerville struck again over the Easter!
SUICIDE BY CROC
SOUTH AFRICA – A man committed suicide by wandering into crocodile waters’.
LARISSA RIQUELME IS DATING BAT BOY
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Larissa Riquelme, who has been told for years that she looks like Bat Boy, is now dating the love of her life.
NELSON MANDELA’S GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER DIES
SOUTH AFRICA – Tragedy struck the World Cup host nation on the eve of the start of the tournament!
SOUTH AFRICAN TEAM TO BE PAID PER GOAL
SOUTH AFRICA – The upcoming World Cup could be a very lucrative experience for one team!
ALIENS BURN SOUTH AFRICAN VILLAGE
JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
