HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

MAPUTO, MOZAMBIQUE — Flesh-eating bananas have claimed the lives of over seven hundred citizens!

SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa – A monster plaguing the town of Steytlerville struck again over the Easter!

SOUTH AFRICA – A man committed suicide by wandering into crocodile waters’.

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Larissa Riquelme, who has been told for years that she looks like Bat Boy, is now dating the love of her life.

SOUTH AFRICA – Tragedy struck the World Cup host nation on the eve of the start of the tournament!

SOUTH AFRICA – The upcoming World Cup could be a very lucrative experience for one team!

JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

JOHANNESBURG – A university in South Africa hosted an exhibit on how to eat insects!