BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices.

WASHINGTON, DC – Hearings for prospective Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor were interrupted by a protester over reverse human discrimination.

I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.

WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.