WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.

I’m madder than Howie Mandel with a rusty razor!

I’m madder than a Mexican jumping bean in a chili dog!

I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.

MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.

WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.