LOS ANGELES – Rumors of Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi are true. He’s with Betty White now.

Today Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor—Schweddy Balls, an homage to Saturday Night Live.

SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.

NEW YORK – Lorne Michaels announced that Saturday Night Live’s 2011 season, its 36th, will be the sketch comedy show’s final season.

WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.

NEW YORK – Weekly World News has selected Tina Fey as the Sexiest Woman Alive and Bat Boy is going to tell her on 30 Rock Live!

It’s Monday morning. Time for another edition of Girls With Balls.

LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.