SIBERIA – A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!

Siberian separatists have agreed to allow the United States to annex their region of Russia.

TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.

Former world heavyweight champion Nikolai Valuev led a hunt for the ‘Russian Yeti’ – and claims to have found him!

IRKUTSK, SIBERIA – Russian authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship has landed in Siberia.

SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!

SIBERIA – A Yeti has been sighted numerous times in remote areas of Siberia!

SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

PUY-EN-VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.

ANN ARBOR, MI – The nearly-perfect preserved remains of a baby mammoth are being studied at the University of Michigan.