Fishermen in the Pakistani port of Karachi caught the world’s biggest shark – ever!

EVERGLADES CITY, FL – A group of Florida men videotaped and caught a 750 pound mako shark!

ATLANTIC CITY – Invisible sharks are terrorizing beachgoers on the Jersey shore.

TEXAS – Three fishermen were stunned when a huge shark landed in the back of their boat in the Gulf of Mexico.

JAPAN – The Goblin Shark is terrorizing citizens of Japan, having killed over thirty people this week.

EGYPT – The Red Sea Sharks are terrorizing the Middle East. Thirty people – Arabs and Israelis – have been mauled.

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Sharks celebrates the new season of Shark Week on the Jersey Shore.

NEW YORK CITY, NY – A somber press conference was held yesterday evening where sharks protested their depiction on Discover Channel’s shark week.