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ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.
GIDEONS PLACE STRIPPERS IN HOTEL ROOMS
LINCOLN, NE – The Gideons have expanded their hotel distribution system. In addition to bibles, they will now be placing a stripper in every hotel room.
HARRY REID JOINS MALE BROTHEL
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
GORE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE CROW’S MAN
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow.
JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM’S THREESOME
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!
