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THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
KOBE BRYANT GETS GOLD IN OLYMPIC SEX
U.S.A. got another medal last night, when Kobe Bryant was awarded the gold medal by athletes in Olympic Village.
MILEY CYRUS SEX ADVICE
Miley Cyrus is giving sex advice to girls and parents across America.
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
SEX EDUCATION MANDATORY FOR KINDERGARTEN CLASSES
NEW YORK – Sex education will be mandatory for all 5-year-old children in NYC
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
FEMALE TEACHERS STRIP DURING SEX ED CLASS
ROCHESTER, VT – Two teachers were fired for outrageous actions during a sixth-grade sex-education class.
