HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER!
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
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SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.
HARRY REID JOINS MALE BROTHEL
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN’S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
CONGRESS NAMES MCCAIN “MISS CONGENIALITY”
After the stress of finalizing the bailout plan for the nation’s distressed financial institutions, the U.S. Senate took a break and awarded John McCain an honorary Miss Congeniality Award.
