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BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
OBAMA HIRES NEW WHITE HOUSE STAFF
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
OBAMAS GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.
BUSH’S NOTE TO OBAMA
WASHINGTON, DC – Continuing the tradition, outgoing President Bush left a personal note to the new President Obama in the Oval Office.
Bat Boy Falls for Meghan McCain
At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!
Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!
