LONG ISLAND – Yesterday an explosion rocked the Plum Island Animal Disease Center.  The cause of the explosion is unknown, but it was heard as far as North Hampton. Shortly thereafter the eastern shore of Long Island was overrun with giant mutated monsters.

Plum Island is located just off the north-east coast of Long Island, NY.  During the Cold War, the Disease Center was used as a biological warfare research facility.  Some claim many well known diseases, such as Lyme disease, were created in the facility’s infamous Building 257.    Officially the Center now studies foreign animal diseases to protect American livestock. However, it has long been suspected of conducting unorthodox experiments which create monsters.

Shortly after yesterday’s explosion mutated monsters appeared on Long Island’s southern coast, causing chaos among New York’s most affluent.  Having just started their four-day weekend, Long Islanders were thrown into a panic when giant squids and indescribable hybrid creatures started crawling onto shore.

Brunch goers in across the island dropped their mimosas in shock when the creatures struck.  Pottery Barn was thrown into anarchy when it was attacked by a giant monster.  Hysterical men in polo shirts took to the streets to running away from a six armed gopher that invaded the golf course.  Women ran half naked from a tanning salon when giant iguanas were attracted to the heat.    Frightened trust-fund children fled the beach upon the arrival of a giant squid with a swarthy moustache.  Eight Eyed spider-monkeys took over the local Gymboree.  The Montauk lighthouse suffered severe structural damage after being humped by a 30 ft. tall Shar Pei.

Government forces are currently containing the disaster; collecting the creatures and suppressing coverage by the press.  The Plum Island Animal Disease Center is expected to continue its research soon.

MONTAUK, NY – An unearthly creature has washed up on the shores of Long Island, leaving some to wonder if it is related to last year’s Montauk Monster.

Last year, four friends stumbled upon a hideous corpse on the beach in Montauk, Long Island. They took photos and reported it to a local newspaper. The beast’s picture soon ended up on popular blog Gawker.com and quickly spread across the Internet.

Some speculated it was a decaying raccoon or dog corpse. However, the body was not recovered, so it has never been officially identified.

However, another strange beast washed up on Southhold, Long Island last week! The discoverers contacted Nicky Papers, who owns Montauk-Monster.com, to come out and examine it. Despite fearing it may be a hoax, he drove out to find the corpse laying there, and quickly took photos and video.

Papers wrote that the original finders took the carcass home and are keeping it on ice for the time being, to avoid the disappearing body of the first Monster. It reamins to be seen if any labs will take him up on his offer of having it tested.