REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!

Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood  into their bodies!

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HATE CRIMES AMENDMENT

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WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.

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SCHWARZENEGGER BACKS HEALTH CARE REFORM

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SACRAMENTO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has come forward saying he backs health care reform.

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CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ

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NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”

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