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LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.

Posted on 03 September 2010

Tags: congress, congressional vote, great escapes for Labor Day weekend, Grover Cleveland, harry reid, having sex, holiday, joe biden, Labor day, Labor Day 2010, Labor Day holiday, Labor Day travel plans, labor day weekend, low birth rate, mitch mcconnell, nancy pelosi, president obama, Scott Brown, September 6 2010, September 6th, Sex, sex day, The First labor day, U.S. low birth rate, vice president joe biden

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”

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U.S. NEWS and WORLD REPORT COLLEGE RANKINGS: UNJ #1

Posted on 17 August 2010

Tags: 2011, 2011 Best Colleges, acceptance rate, alumni giving, Best colleges, best colleges in America, best colleges in the U.S., Brown, college rankings, Forbes College Rankings, harvard, Northwestern, Scott Brown, Steve Carrell, Tiger Woods, Top Colleges in America, U.S. News, U.S. News & World Report, U.S. News and World Report's Best Colleges, U.S. News and World Reprot college rankings, UNJ, US News & World Report, US News and World Report, US News and World Report college rankings, us news college rankings, Williams, Yale

US News and World Report released its 2011 Best Colleges list and the University of New Jersey is #1 in the country.

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OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS

Posted on 16 July 2010

Tags: arizona immigration law, David Axelrod, democrats, deportation, Deportations, glenn beck, ICE, illegal aliens, illegal immigration, immigration, Jan Brewer, Janet Naplitano, katie couric, keith olbermann, olympia snowe, rahm emanuel, republican party, SB 1070, Scott Brown, susan collins

DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

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EVAN BAYH RETIREMENT

Posted on 16 February 2010

Tags: evan bayh, harry reid, Scott Brown, senator bayh

WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Evan Bayh will not seek re-election this year. Citing an overly partisan climate in Washington he has decided to return to his home planet!

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ED ANGER SAYS, “SO LONG, KENNEDYS!”

Posted on 12 February 2010

Tags: Ed Anger, edanger, jackie-o, Patrick Kennedy, Scott Brown, ted kennedy

I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!

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SCOTT BROWN INAUGURATION

Posted on 04 February 2010

Tags: massachusetts, massacusetts seat, republicans, romance novels, Scott Brown, Scott Brown inauguration, senate, ted kennedy

WASHINGTON, DC – Scott Brown will be sworn in today, ahead of schedule. CSPAN is expecting the sexiest Senate inauguration ever!

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ED ANGER SAYS: “GAS UP THE TRUCK!”

Posted on 20 January 2010

Tags: brown wins, coakley, coakley concedes, coakley loses, communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, hair club for men vice president, hair club vice president, Scott Brown

Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!

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ED ANGER: “WIN ONE FOR MARY JO!”

Posted on 18 January 2010

Tags: Ed Anger, edanger, martha coakley, mary jo kopechne, Massachusetts Senate Race, Scott Brown, Senate Race Brown

I’m madder than Ted Kennedy in an XS coffin!