TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, FL – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
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JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS
SANTA MONICA – John Travolta has signed up for the first one-way trip to Mars.
OBAMA IS XENU
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
PAUL HAGGIS LEAVES SCIENTOLOGY
LOS ANGELES, CA – After 35 years as a member of America’s most influential cult, Crash director Paul Haggis is leaving Scientology over their support of Prop 8 in California.
