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DANNY DEVITO DATING KIRSTIE ALLEY
After thirty years of marriage Danny DeVito separated from Rhea Perlman and he’s now dating… Kirstie Alley.
TOM CRUISE WON’T ALLOW DIVORCE
Tom Cruise has reportedly refused to allow divorce proceedings against his wife, Katie Holmes, to go forward.
TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, FL – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS
SANTA MONICA – John Travolta has signed up for the first one-way trip to Mars.
OBAMA IS XENU
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
PAUL HAGGIS LEAVES SCIENTOLOGY
LOS ANGELES, CA – After 35 years as a member of America’s most influential cult, Crash director Paul Haggis is leaving Scientology over their support of Prop 8 in California.
