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ALIEN BUSINESS VENTURES ON EARTH REVEALED
Intergalactic travelers have taken a different approach to takeover.
GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER
UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!
BIGFOOT BABY IS A BRAT!
ALTURAS, CA – A frazzled, young government researcher says she’s sick and tired of caring for the baby Bigfoot who was captured by scientists – because the squalling, rambunctious furball is a brat!
“I thought being mom to a newborn Bigfoot would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – but I had no idea what I was getting into,” admits zoologist Dr. Megan Dulowsky.
Giant Lobster Attacks Diver
Colossal mutations declare war on humans, warns scientist!



