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OBAMA CELEBRATES MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY
WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.
FEDS DEPORT SHERIFF JOE
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.
MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE
LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
CHEMTRAILS OVER ARIZONA
TUSCON – Mysterious chemical agents are being sprayed over Arizona by the federal government.
BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.
SPANISH MOVED TO #1 ON VOICE PROMPTS
EL PASO, TX – In response to protests by Hispanic groups, telephony companies are reprogramming language voice prompts. Spanish will move from #2 to #1.
OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
