Tag Archive | "satan"

2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL

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According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

EXORCISM REALITY SHOW

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HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.

SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL

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ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!

HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED

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JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.

HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH

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Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.

DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS

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HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS THEORY

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Rome – The 10 Commandments – regarded as holy by millions of Christians and Jews around the world – were written by Satan, not God!

EARTH’S ROTATION SPEED

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WASHINGTON, DC – Earth orbited the sun at a speed of 65,992 mph for billions of years, but all that changed on October 23…

HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL

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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN

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BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal hopes to fill the power vacuum, and has entered talks with Satan to do just that.