SEATTLE, WA- Sasquatch accused of bullying: Steals boy’s lunch!

CHATHAM, IL – A Bigfoot footprint was identified and authenticated in Illinois!

SPOKANE, WA – A woman hiker stumbled across Bigfoot – and shot him for YouTube.

NORTH CAROLINA – BigFoot was spotted – and videotaped – in North Carolina!

SAN FRANSISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!

GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.

CLEVELAND COUNTY, NC – The search for Bigfoot has been reignited after one man claims spotting the mythical creature!

BUGGY CREEK, GA — A Bigfoot fan has come forward to reveal the Bigfoot weight-loss plan he discovered!

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin, having resigned from being Alaska’s governor, is moving out of the governor’s mansion. To help speed the process she is holding an enormous yard sale.

WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.