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Posted on 20 July 2009
Tags: alaska, governors mansion, sarah palin, Sarah Palin Resigns, sasquatch, yard sale
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin, having resigned from being Alaska’s governor, is moving out of the governor’s mansion. To help speed the process she is holding an enormous yard sale.
Posted on 06 July 2009
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WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.
Posted on 24 June 2009
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COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
Posted on 18 March 2009
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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.
Posted on 26 February 2009
Tags: alien, first lady of san francisco, Gavin Newsom, Jennifer Newsom, jennifer siebel newsom naked, jennifer siebel newsom nude, jennifer siebel newsom photos, jennifer siebel newsom pictures, Jennifer Siebel Newsom THreesome, jennifer siebel newsom video, mayor newsom, sasquatch, Sex, spoiler alert, supernatural threesome, The Trouble With Love, The Trouble With Romance, the trouble with romance photos, the trouble with romance video
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!
Posted on 18 February 2009
Tags: 2009 sasquatch, 2009 sasquatch festival, 2009 sasquatch festival line-up, 2009 sasquatch line-up, animal collective, Bigfoot, cryptids, fatfoot, fatfoot and the gigantopitheci, grizzly bear, humanoids, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, sasquatch line-up, sasquatch music festival, sasquatch music festival 2009, sasquatch music festival tickets, sasquatch tickets, seattle, washington, wookie stage, yeti stage
SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
Posted on 26 January 2009
Tags: Bigfoot, double-sided tape, janet harding, mario lopez, miss america, miss america 2009, Miss America 2009 Photos, Miss America 2009 Swimsuit, miss america scandal, Miss America Swimsuit, Miss America Swimsuit Competition, miss america talent photos, Miss American Swimsuit Photos, miss georgia, miss washington, pacific northwest, sasquatch
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
Posted on 05 December 2008
Tags: apple cores, billy ray, billy ray cyrus, california, chaad, cryptids, cryptids & humanoids alliance against defamation, disney channel, fatfoot, funyuns, hannah montana, hollywood, humanoids, miley cyrus, mileycyrus, overweight sasquatch, pop princess, sasquatch, vanity fair, wake up america
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
Posted on 25 November 2008
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BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.
Posted on 20 November 2008
Tags: ashley dupre, ashley dupre interview, ashleydupre, Bigfoot, bigfoot prostitute, cryptid call girls, diane sawyer, dianesawyer, elected official, lizard woman, prada bag, prada shoes, sasquatch, sasquatch prostitute, sawyer dupre interview, seattle, sex industry, washington
SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.