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FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU
French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.
GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS
German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has ordered Greece to sell its islands to raise cash to avoid bankruptcy.
STUDY: 60% OF EUROPEANS HAVE MENTAL DISORDERS
LONDON — A new study estimates that about 62 percent of Europeans, or 295 million people, have some type of mental illness
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
FRANCE AND GERMANY TO FORM NEW COUNTRY
PARIS – French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel have decided to merge countries!
TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year.
ED ANGER SAYS, “OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!”
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
