German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has ordered Greece to sell its islands to raise cash to avoid bankruptcy.

LONDON — A new study estimates that about 62 percent of Europeans, or 295 million people, have some type of mental illness

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

PARIS – French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel have decided to merge countries!

NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year.

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!

JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!