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UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

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NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA

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NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.

BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA

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BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.