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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Thank you readers and commenters. Jingle all day!
IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
BRITAIN CANCELS CHRISTMAS
LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.
LEONID METEOR SHOWER
The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.
BAT BOY TRAPS SANTA
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
NORTH POLE ALASKA
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”
UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN
NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.
PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA
NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.
