Tag Archive | "san francisco"

PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND

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SAN FRANCISCO – Gallagher badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.

SAN FRANCISCO BANS GOLDFISH

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SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.

WORLD’S COOLEST GARAGE DOOR

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There’s a magical garage door in the Upper Haight of San Francisco!

THEY’RE TRACKING YOUR BRAINWAVES!

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SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.

SAN FRANCISCO BANS CIRCUMCISION

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SAN FRANCISCO – The City Council of San Francisco voted yesterday to outlaw circumcision.

BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR

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SAN FRANSISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!

IT’S GET NAKED DAY!

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SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.” So let it all out!

JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED

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SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”

SCHWARZENEGGER VETO LETTER

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a financing bill in an unorthodox manner.

CANDY LAND ON LOMBARD STREET

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – To celebrate board game Candy Land’s 60th anniversary, an every day street was transformed into the magical land!