Tag Archives: san francisco

PROP COMIC SUFFERS HEART ATTACK

By Frank Lake on March 15, 2012

LEWISVILLE, TX – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, suffered a heart attack in a Texas club where he was scheduled to perform.

By Frank Lake on October 14, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO – Gallagher badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.

By Tap Vann on June 17, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.

By Tap Vann on April 23, 2011

There’s a magical garage door in the Upper Haight of San Francisco!

By Tap Vann on April 17, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.

By Frank Lake on March 4, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO – The City Council of San Francisco voted yesterday to outlaw circumcision.

By J.B. Smitts on November 16, 2010

SAN FRANSISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!

By Frank Lake on September 29, 2010

SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.” So let it all out!

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2010

SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”

By Hideaki Tailor on October 28, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a financing bill in an unorthodox manner.