Tag Archives: san francisco
SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT!
NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
PROP COMIC SUFFERS HEART ATTACK
LEWISVILLE, TX – Stand-up comedian, Gallagher, suffered a heart attack in a Texas club where he was scheduled to perform.
PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND
SAN FRANCISCO – Gallagher badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.
SAN FRANCISCO BANS GOLDFISH
SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.
WORLD’S COOLEST GARAGE DOOR
There’s a magical garage door in the Upper Haight of San Francisco!
THEY’RE TRACKING YOUR BRAINWAVES!
SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.
SAN FRANCISCO BANS CIRCUMCISION
SAN FRANCISCO – The City Council of San Francisco voted yesterday to outlaw circumcision.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
SAN FRANSISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!
IT’S GET NAKED DAY!
SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.” So let it all out!
JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”









