There have been numerous reports of alien spaceships hovering over NFL games in the last two weeks.

Fans who watched the New Orleans Saints rout the Indianapolis Colts on Oct. 23, didn’t get to see much in the game, but above the stadium – they got a real treat.

A spaceship from Planet Zeeba was hovering over the stadium!!

NBC’s cameras returned from a commercial break and focused on the historic, triple-steepled St. Louis Cathedral in the city nicknamed the Big Easy, a couple of lit objects seemed to streak across the darkening sky.

Authorities were slow to announce what exactly the object was – but the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials sent a team to New Orleans and confirmed the sighting.  “It was a spaceship from Planet Zeeba,” said Professor Baneesh Bannerjee of the U.N.  “These Zeeban ships are part of the alien invasion that began in October 2010 and will continue until December 2015.”

In real-human-time, it’s hard to see much more than something flashing across the screen. But a frame-by-frame scrutiny of the video reveals a rod-shaped object topped with brightly lit dots.

Let’s go to the videotape:

Zeeban ships have long been identified by their rod formations.

In 1994, independent filmmaker Jose Escamilla was attempting to videotape UFOs near Roswell, N.M. — yes, that Roswell — home of the legendary, alleged crash of a UFO in 1947 that has captured the imaginations of millions of people for decades.

“As I reviewed one of the tapes, I noticed something streak past my camera viewfinder and thought at first it was just a bird or insect,” Escamilla said.

“Looking at each frame of the footage again, I knew it was something more unusual. My wife called them ‘rods’ as they sort of looked like some kind of life form you’d see in a microscope.”

Since that time, Escamilla has collected hundreds of examples from around the world of these so-called rods, which vary in physical form: Some look like centipedes with appendages and others have no appendages but appear to have lights on top of them

Check out these Roswell Rods:

The Zeeban ships have been seen over NFL stadiums over the last few weeks.   Extraterrestrial experts are not sure what this means, but many agree that the spaceships are trying to signal that they are friendly and want to integrate themselves into life on earth – and particularly in America.

“The Zeebans are known to be friendly.   The U.N. has concluded, after extensive research over fifty years, that the Zeebans are coming to earth to help humans deal with climate change, poverty and the advancements in technology.”

The Zeebans, however, are not like the aliens from Planet Gootan, who are scheduled to attack earth on November 27th, 2011.

The spaceships have been seen over every NFL stadium.  Here’s one over Invesco Field in Denver:

Some are speculating that some NFL player are aliens.  Tim Tebow, in particular, has repeatedly pointed to the spaceships during night games:

And this fellow is also suspected to be an alien:

What do you think?

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Jersey Shore is being brought back for a second season.  The Pope declares Snooki Polizzi the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shoreline.

Amid controversy and condemnation, MTV is bringing its show Jersey Shore back for a second season. Criticized for its use of ethnic stereotypes and mindlessly broad appeal, the show still found a strong audience among the “televised train wreck” crowd and the hopelessly shallow. Over 10 million viewers tuned in to watch Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi get punched in the face during one episode.  Now, Snooki is being declared the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shore.

Traditional voices within the Catholic Church are criticizing this move as blatant act of populism.  Cardinals and Bishops around the world are calling the move a “publicity stunt.”  “This is demeaning to the great Mother Church,” said Bishop Arlino Guthrizzi.  “Our sacred and dignified institution is being demeaned by her inclusion!  When I first heard the news I spilled trans-substantiated wine all over myself!”  In response to these criticisms Pope Benedict has said, “Who’s infallible?”

“Even the most wayward of God’s children need a shepherd.  And I don’t know how to relate to these kids.  So here you go, have a saint.”  Polizzi will be considered the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shore, artificial tanning, and hair product.

Nearly 30% of all Catholic saints actually possessed some paranormal powers or had psychic experiences!

That’s the fascinating conclusion of former top parapsychologist Rhea White, who passed away in 2007.

The researcher studied the lives of 2,532 Catholic saints and found that 676 of them – an incredible 27% – had some sort of psychic experiences.

Her study revealed that 310 saints actually performed miracles and 55 had ESP.

At least 31 saints were clairvoyants and 24 had telepathic experiences, 20 could read minds and 32 predicted their own deaths.

Others had the uncanny power to be in two places at the same time, while some had the eerie ability to speak and understand languages they’d never heard before.

While most of the saints’ ESP experiences were similar to those reported by normal people, they seemed to be in command of their abilities.

“The saints tended to have some kind of control over their psychic power, and that doesn’t seem to be the case for the general population,” said Mrs. White in an earlier interview with Weekly World News.

Some saints could actually read other people’s minds. St. Paul the Simple could tell what others were thinking by looking at their faces.

Of the saints who foresaw their own deaths, 14 actually gave a specific date.

Blessed Francis Patrizzi, for example, predicted he would die on the feast of the Ascension in 1328.

When the day came, he went to preach the gospel – and died on the road.

The prayers of one saint, five-year-old Mary of Pisa, actually snapped the noose around the neck of an accused criminal who was about to be hanged.

“Horrified at what she was seeing, the child prayed so hard that the rope broke and the judges commuted the death penalty,” Mrs. White said.

When St. Daniel the Stylite foresaw a large fire in the city of Constantinople, he advised the emperor to order public prayers to save it. His advice was ignored and the blaze destroyed a large part of the city.

“It’s my hunch that there’s a connection between being religious and being psychic,” the researcher said. “It seems that religious practices such as prayer and meditation may actually induce psychic power.”