ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES PARTIES
WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
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WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
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Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!
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My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.
I’m madder than Jesse Ventura with a busted microphone about that idiot Al Franken. It’s bad enough America picked a commie President with a crazy name, but now Minnesota went and made some potty mouth “comedian” a senator.