PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th, “National Recall Day.” So… send it back!

Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!

NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.

I’m madder than a cheerleader with a busted pom-pom!

WASHINGTON, DC – Barney Frank has challenged Rush Limbaugh to a duel of one-liners.

WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

Mother’s Day is upon us and, like every year, it has snuck up without warning.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!