Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!

NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.

I’m madder than a cheerleader with a busted pom-pom!

WASHINGTON, DC – Barney Frank has challenged Rush Limbaugh to a duel of one-liners.

WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

Mother’s Day is upon us and, like every year, it has snuck up without warning.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!

My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.

WASHINGTON, DC – Representative Michele Bachmann called for citizens to be “armed and dangerous” over one of President Obama’s proposals, and she has stepped up to the plate.

Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.