LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

WASHINGTON — The Ronald Reagan School for Political Dramatics has opened!

I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.