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OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
JOHN LENNON WAS A REPUBLICAN
LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.
REAGAN ACTING SCHOOL OPENS
WASHINGTON — The Ronald Reagan School for Political Dramatics has opened!
ED ANGER SAYS: SARAH PALIN IS NOT A CROOK!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?
ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
