Tag Archives: Ron Paul
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.
CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.
DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.