Tag Archives: romney
OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
BIG BIRD PUNCHES OUT MITT ROMNEY!
At a campaign stop in New York, Big Bird, with the help of some Muppets attacked Mitt Romney.
OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE
In a campaign speech, President Obama promised that in his second term the government begin paying for college – for everyone.
ASTROLOGERS PREDICT OBAMA WILL WIN!
NEWS ORLEANS – According to the world’s top astrologers, Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency.
CHER LOVES ROMNEY
Cher reportedly came out and expressed her love for Mitt Romney.
ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY
PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!








