VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.

The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.

ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”