WASHINGTON, DC – After both parties were denied their rightful entry, Obatma and Roland Burris bonded over their rejection.

As previously reported, Obatma was turned away by hotel security from seeing his half-brother, President-Elect Barack Obama. Hotel representatives will not talk about it, but it is assumed that this was due to discrimination of Obatma’s mutant nature.

After hearing about Burris’ well-publicized refusal at the Senate, Obatma decided to lend a sympathetic pointy ear to his fellow rejectee.

Burris and Obatma were seen buying cartons of ice cream and boxes of breakfast cereal at a local grocery store, before heading to Norm Coleman’s Washington apartment to eat their feelings.

Former Senator Coleman, currently in the capital to empty out his Senate office, said, “I know how it feels to be shot down when it’s unwarranted. I mean, especially when it’s completely unfair, something you were legally awarded and then had stolen right out from under you in a totally arbitrary pro-”

Coleman then began to tear up and asked the reporter to leave.

He is expected to join Burris and Obatma at the pity party later this evening, where they will finish off the last of the Haagen-Dazs while crying through Ugly Betty.

WASHINGTON, DC -Obatma’s visit to see his half-brother Barack Obama was shot down by an overzealous security guard.

President-Elect Obama and his family are staying at the prestigious Hay-Adams Hotel until he is sworn in and can move into the White House.  His famous half-bat half-brother, Obatma, arrived in Washington today to visit his newfound relatives, but was denied access to the premises.

It is unclear why hotel security stopped the boy, and insiders are furious at what appears to be blatant discrimination. A hotel guest heard the security guard telling Obatma, “Take your pointy ears and get lost!”

Barack Obama has offered to put his brother up in a hotel nearby, including promises of ice cream and time with the family to ease tensions.

Obatma has yet to comment officially, but was last seen with Richard Buress who also denied entry to the Senate today.  The two were seen sulking outside of a Dairy Queen, drowning their sorrows in chocolate milkshakes.