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SCOTT BROWN INAUGURATION

WASHINGTON, DC – Scott Brown will be sworn in today, ahead of schedule. CSPAN is expecting the sexiest Senate inauguration ever!

HONOLULU, HI – Hawaii is in a panic as the state prepares for hundreds of Republicans to descend upon the state this Wednesday.

By Ed Anger on March 6, 2009

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!

By Samuel T. Westbrook on December 3, 2008

ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.

By Samuel T. Westbrook on December 2, 2008

SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.

By Reginald Cunningham III on November 14, 2008

SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.

By Lena Barker on November 11, 2008

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

By Marge Floori on October 21, 2008

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!

By Gerry Dorsey on October 1, 2008

The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win

By Hideaki Tailor on September 24, 2008

“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares