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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands
MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
