BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY

Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.

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REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!

Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood  into their bodies!

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BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

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