Tag Archives: republican
CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY
Tim Tebow is backing Romney and predicting the former Governor will win by a landslide.
OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE!
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.
OBAMA LOSING HIS HEARING?
WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.










