Tag Archives: republican

GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

By Andy Smith on February 28, 2012

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

By Frank Lake on January 10, 2012

PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.

By Frank Lake on January 4, 2012

WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.

By Frank Lake on August 19, 2011

DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

By Tap Vann on June 29, 2011

LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

By Tap Vann on May 9, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced they have separated after 25 years of marriage.

By Pierce Blodyn on April 7, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.

By Frank Lake on November 2, 2010

ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!

By Frank Lake on October 23, 2010

ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.

By Allie Pruitt on December 17, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!