CHINESE JESUS
NIGXI, China – Newly found scrolls reveal that 500 years before the birth of Jesus Christ, a man was born in China who lived an almost identical life.
Tag Archives: religion
THE BIG BANG THEORY IS WRONG
A top scholar says there are big holes in the big bang theory.
OBAMA IS XENU
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
ED ANGER SAYS: “TIGER NEEDS JESUS!”
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
GOOGLE FINDS HEAVEN
BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.
Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell
More than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur
Baby Parts Lake Michigan
A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them
God Fires Warning Shots
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
Nude Women to Protect San Francisco
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
