Tag Archive | "religion"

THE BIG BANG THEORY IS WRONG

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A top scholar says there are big holes in the big bang theory.

OBAMA IS XENU

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WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

ED ANGER SAYS: “TIGER NEEDS JESUS!”

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I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!

GOOGLE FINDS HEAVEN

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BROOKLYN, NY – Google Earth has found the entrance to Heaven, and it’s in Brooklyn.

SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.

Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell

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More than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur

Baby Parts Lake Michigan

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A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them

God Fires Warning Shots

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An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center

Nude Women to Protect San Francisco

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“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.

Jehovah’s Witnesses Go to New Extremes

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Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!