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CHINESE SPIES INVADE AMERICAN SWIMMING POOLS
PHILADELPHIA – Chinese spies, living in the U.S., haven taken over American swimming pools. Americans are burning up!
ALIEN IN PHILLY SUFFERS HEATSTROKE
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As temperatures neared 100 Monday, after hovering in the high 90s for most of the week, a Southside alien was taken to Mercy Hospital suffering from heatstroke.
