NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.

WASHINGTON, DC – Following a whirlwind romance, President Obama and New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg have broken off their relationship.

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!