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Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as Special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.
CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.