U.S. INVADES CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as Special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.
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OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.
BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE
CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.
VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE!
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.
FEDS DEPORT SHERIFF JOE
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.
OVAL OFFICE MAKEOVER
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama decided the Oval Office needed a major “change.”
THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION
DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a new union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.
