HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE”

WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

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MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP

LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.

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CHRIS MATTHEWS "FORGOT HE WAS BLACK"

NEW YORK, NY – TV political commentator Chris Matthews made a controversial statement during his State of the Union coverage.

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