WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.

PARIS – A French sociologist has concluded that the smurfs are racist.

HAYDEN, ID – A KKK Snowman is on the loose, terrorizing local residents with his noose.

LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.

NEW YORK, NY – TV political commentator Chris Matthews made a controversial statement during his State of the Union coverage.

I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!