Tag Archive | "racist"

HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE”

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WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.

THE SMURFS ARE RACIST?

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PARIS – A French sociologist has concluded that the smurfs are racist.

KKK SNOWMAN

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HAYDEN, ID – A KKK Snowman is on the loose, terrorizing local residents with his noose.

MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP

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LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.

CHRIS MATTHEWS “FORGOT HE WAS BLACK”

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NEW YORK, NY – TV political commentator Chris Matthews made a controversial statement during his State of the Union coverage.

ED ANGER: I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING ‘FISHY’!

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I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!