OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
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PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!
PICKENS TEAMS WITH ALIEN ENERGY
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in cooperation with the FBI raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS
NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology to acquire the questions of last night’s debate in advance.
