Tag Archives: Putin
CONFIRMED: BIGFOOT FOUND IN SIBERIA
TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.
ZOMBIE GUN
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
SUPER EARTH FOUND WITH SUPER HUMANS
More than 50 new alien planets — including a Super Earth with Super Humans has been discovered by the European Southern Observatory (ESO).
PUTIN DONATES 1 BILLION TO OBAMA SUPERPAC?
MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
VLADIMIR PUTIN WORSHIPPED AS SAINT
MOSCOW – An all-female religious sect believe that Vladmir Putin is the reincarnation of St. Paul the Apostle.
RUSSIANS FIND LIFE ON VENUS!
MOSCOW – A Russian probe found living beings on Venus!
UFO OVER THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.
RUSSIA WANTS ALASKA BACK!
MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.







