ORLANDO -  Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!

Justin Bieber takes estrogen pills’ so that he can avoid puberty and retain the sweet, pop sound of his voice.   He also wants to keep his current singing range.  The Biebz has been on estrogen since last November and was hiding the fact that he was growing breasts.  “We were duct-taping his chest every day, so that nobody would notice his breasts, particularly the big nipples he has.  Man, I love his nipples,” said Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun.

There have been many rumors on the internet about Bieber.  People say that Bieber:

1)  smokes pot

2)  has syphilis

3) is seeing Megan Fox

4) French-kissed a Canadian goose

5) punched Chuck Norris in the groin

6) has only one testicle

7) is dead

8) is a Hobbit

9) is from Planet Zeeba

10) is Barack Obama’s son

ALL of these rumors are false, though they may be true.

But WWN has learned that Bieber, who was just nominated for a VMA award, has been taking estrogen pills for the last year and now has fully developed.  The picture above was taken by WWN crack photographer, Moses Blue.  It clearly shows that Bieber not only has breasts, but that he’s not ashamed to flaunt them.

R&B star, Usher, and rapper Ludacris have both been seen sucking on Bieber’s breasts.  “Man, that white boy has some fine tasting titties,” Ludacris told WWN.   “They taste like money,” said Usher.  Bieber proudly pointed out that there have been times when Usher and Ludacris have sucked on his breasts at the same time.  Bieber likes it when they do that.  Or does he?  He said, “Baby, baby, ohhh… like baby, baby no.”

Bieber’s concert in Orland last night was delayed for an hour because Bieber was having too much fun backstage squeezing his virgin breasts.  “Snap, I just learned it was national breast-feeding week and I think it’s so totally cool that I can breast-feed myself now,”  Bieber said.  “That’s tight.”

Bieber is talking to Playboy about appearing in the magazine, but he’s just going topless.   Scooter Braun dashed the hopes of many Beiber-maniacs when he said that the Playboy half-spread won’t be happening anytime soon.   “It will have to be after he’s 18 or when he’s a 36DD – whichever comes first.”

Here’s The Biebz with one of his breast-suckers,  Ludacris:

PHOENIX, AZ – At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!

Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!

These Secret Service agents believe Bat Boy — who has bitten and attacked people in the past – to be a potential threat and don’t want the bizarre, pointy-eared youth anywhere near Meghan.

“We are taking this matter very, very seriously,” said a Secret Service source who insisted upon anonymity. “This may sound like an innocent case of ‘puppy love,’ but we are concerned that we may have a stalker on our hands.”

Dr. Ron Dillon, the scientist who originally discovered Bat Boy, strongly believes that the agents are blowing this out of proportion. “Bat Boy is absolutely not a stalker, he wouldn’t harm a hair on Meghan McCain’s head.

“He is clearly in love for the first time in his life and doesn’t know how to deal with it. Don’t you remember how that felt? Now imagine that AND being a half-bat mutant. Puberty is Bat Boy’s biggest challenge yet.”

The bat-like creature has continued to elude the authorities. Law enforcement officials were stunned when he snuck in to a recent book signing for “My Dad, John McCain” and tried to talk to Meghan.

“Apparently, he saw her chatting with Jay Leno on TV and became fixated on her,” said the Secret Service source. “We believe he has tracked her cross-country on her campaign trail, using his superior hearing and sense of smell.”

Agents say the pint-size creature has tried to see Meghan at least three times, most recently when he showed up beneath her hotel window with guitar in hand and screeched what may have been Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes”.

Given his shaky grasp on English, it did not go over well.