OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued an Executive Order to immediately begin carving his face on Mount Rushmore.  The President feels that this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South …

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THE STEVE JOBS SOLUTION: STOP MAKING PHONE CALLS!

CUPERTINO, CA –  On Friday,  Steve Jobs announced his solution for iPhone 4 customers:  “stop making phone calls!”

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