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BIG BIRD LIVES!
Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!
SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS
In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama. Romney’s up by 22!
McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares
